what an interesting story james just told me.

ok, so this is about james’s friend james and his friend. if you’re still with me you’re going to love this…

so two of his friends were doing mushrooms at a park somewhere. where, who cares, but they were doing it. only james 2 got bored so he went home and sobered up, leaving his friend in the park, tripping. lovely. after a while, when he was sober, he decided to pay his friend a visit to make sure he was okay. so at his friends house, his friend was still very much under the effects. he was wielding a knife and screaming “i’ve locked a goblin in the wardrobe! i’ve caught a goblin! i’m gonna kill it! i’m gonna kill it!”. james tried to calm his friend down, and looked in the wardrobe. there, in the wardrobe, was a small child with (apparent) downs syndrome. panicking, they decided to take it back to the park where his friend had apparently kidnapped it and locked it in the wardrobe.

if you’ve ever needed a reason not to do drugs, i think this qualifies as a good one.

eeesh.

yet another appropriate title for a blog post.

this weekend was spent dying! i am really not well, and now i am in college being ill.

seriously, nothing happened this weekend. i spent it dying in bed and talking to hen whenever i could. which i couldn’t really.

she’s on work experience this week, so i’ll barely be able to talk to her. ah well, i hope her week goes ok!

and today i miss out on 65daysofstatic. which is shit. i really wanted to go but money problems prevent me from going. shit.

i hate being single :(

so not alot has happened recently, but i am single! any offers? ;D

ball is dead! world cup ‘66 man of the match died yesterday

lately i’ve been reading up on spiders (despite being a severe arachnophobiac) and came across the camel spider. it’s VICIOUS, it eats lizards for christ sake. there’s also the japanese spider crab, which is actually beautiful. i mean, look at it.

it’s a delicacy in japan apparently.

two girls killed a girl “because they felt like it”. utter twats.

the world today

apparently some girl typed out ON HER MOBILE PHONE “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in 15 seconds. she won $25,000. she sends about 8,000 texts a month. oh, did i mention she’s 13?

full story here