are you a hot blogger? is wordpress that good? fanny farts and splurts? guitar hero 3? read on!

lots to talk about, but it probably won’t be a long blog entry.

why i love my friends: because we can talk about absolute shit. today we were talking about why fanny farts don’t smell, and why you would even smell them anyway. we talk about absolute anything and we laugh alot. all in all it’s great. i was drinking water and matty said something about if you were near a fanny fart you’d have no eyebrows left. suddenly the water was coming out my nose. i laughed and laughed, and had lots of water dribbling out of my nose. i’d never done that before! amazing!

henrietta upset me last night. don’t want to go into it really. but everything’s clear.

are you a hot blogger? whilst browsing the blogosphere i’ve noticed there are three different categories bloggers come under: old/uninteresting people talking about uninteresting subjects, ugly bloggers and hot bloggers. by hot i mean attractive (sorry to be so american). this came about when i read an article about wanting to be gorgeous, or people telling you that you are. everyone loves it. but the person who was writing this was really attractive, i don’t get it. if one person out there who is a stranger comments on your looks in a positive way, take the hint! then i am a giant hypocrite, because i hate everything about the way i look.

is wordpress the new myspace? well, no, not really. but sometimes it is. i mean, look on the dashboard. they have all those “recently posted” articles, which are sort of like bulletins. only ten times better. i think i had a point with this but i forgot about it. oh yeah, blogging is better then myspace. with blogs you can get all your whimsical shit out on the net without being called “emo”. also, comments are so much more in depth. basically, it’s better or something. i don’t know, i’m quite confused.

why do i blog? well, i believe that everyone has a story, and that it should be read by someone out there. god knows if you agree with this, but it’s my opinion. this is my story really, and you reading it? HA! i got you!

oh, guitar hero 3 has finally been announced. track list is up and everything.

The game’s initial list of songs include:
* Paint It Black (by The Rolling Stones)
* Cherub Rock (by Smashing Pumpkins)
* Sabotage (by Beastie Boys)
* The Metal (by Tenacious D)
* My Name is Jonas (by Weezer)
* Knights of Cydonia (by Muse)
* Rock And Roll All Nite (as made famous by Kiss)
* School’s Out (as made famous by Alice Cooper)
* Slow Ride (as made famous by Fog Hat)
* Cult of Personality (by Living Colour)
* Barracuda (as made famous by Heart)

sounds good.

what an interesting story james just told me.

ok, so this is about james’s friend james and his friend. if you’re still with me you’re going to love this…

so two of his friends were doing mushrooms at a park somewhere. where, who cares, but they were doing it. only james 2 got bored so he went home and sobered up, leaving his friend in the park, tripping. lovely. after a while, when he was sober, he decided to pay his friend a visit to make sure he was okay. so at his friends house, his friend was still very much under the effects. he was wielding a knife and screaming “i’ve locked a goblin in the wardrobe! i’ve caught a goblin! i’m gonna kill it! i’m gonna kill it!”. james tried to calm his friend down, and looked in the wardrobe. there, in the wardrobe, was a small child with (apparent) downs syndrome. panicking, they decided to take it back to the park where his friend had apparently kidnapped it and locked it in the wardrobe.

if you’ve ever needed a reason not to do drugs, i think this qualifies as a good one.

why i hate wrestling

so lately i’ve been forced to endure lots of wrestling. TNA, WWE, WCW etc. i used to watch it when i was like 7, when i was a small boy and these hulks were my rolemodels. awful eh? back then you sort of knew it was fake but couldn’t tell, and didn’t want to believe it anyway. but now… it’s actually horrible. i can’t stand wrestling anymore, and i’ve realised just how HOMOSEXUAL it is. i mean, it’s a bunch of guys in trunks grappling each other and throwing each other about. and some of the moves just enforce this motive.

i mean…

fancy a bum anyone?

scrubs stays on for series 7!

so nbc confirmed (last week) that scrubs is staying for another season. personally i couldn’t be happier, i love scrubs to bits, it is definitely one of the best tv programs around.

the fall of gingerbread, or how i made gold out of butter using nothing but a used toothbrush; i’m spitting gold baby!

wow, interesting day (and an interesting title, i’m in an odd mood).

i am still ill and there seems to be no signs of improvement, though my headaches have stopped. which is good.

yesterday was rather interesting. after i got back, we went out and basically acted like immature idiots. running around, knocking on peoples doors then driving off. fact is, i was with a group of 20 year olds. “mature” adults running around. excellent.

got home, phoned hen for like 10 minutes (she was worn out after her first day as a vet bless her) then fell asleep. had the strangest dream AGAIN. you know, i think there’s a connection with being ill and strange dreams. i will look into that. but this one was about a gang of asylum seekers going into peoples houses and stealing illegal immigrants and selling them. when i tried to stop them they were like invincible, no matter how many times i knocked them out cold. their license plate was “SUM M0NER” which was strange since all license plates in England have maximum of 7 figures. hmm.

for lunch i had a fudge doughnut and a bottle of pepsi. i’m so hungry.