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June 11, 2007
so um, this weekend was certainly interesting.
firstly, the worst part was that i’ve been completely down because of college and what’ll happen to me. i’m practically shitting myself in case i fail. thanks to henrietta for being there for me and looking after me. she’s been there for me throughout the weekend, no matter how shit i get. and i have been awful. right now i’m shitting myself that she’ll leave me, but then again what’s new?
saturday was pretty fun actually. it was the engagement party of my cousin, and all the family was there. some of which i hadn’t seen in years, such as my aunt joan and uncle mark and stuff. it was nice. everyone kept buying me drinks so i had about 11 and a half pints of lager amongst other stuff. so i did get quite a bit drunk!
next day i woke up feeling sick, and got dragged out to damo’s and then we played the game they made, based on WoW. it was pretty nifty, but it needed tweaking. then i had TWO barbeques to go to. that’s right, my aunt joan invited me there because they missed me or something. so off i went, feeling sick and the like, to there. i told her about henrietta, and she is the only member of my family who knows we’re going out. i think that’s pretty funny, neither of our families know the other exists (apart from her grandma who thinks we’re “very close friends”), but don’t go telling anyone! anyways, i also had my auntie beverly’s barbeque which i sat and drank cider. felt better afterwards actually. after that i phoned hen (after spending £15 on the phone) and for some reason it lasted like 5 hours. i enjoyed it, she tried to wax and failed, and got really scared bless her.
today’s shout out goes to mike (i love you mike robinson)
grotesque, copious profanity, and why putting a cuckoo in your clock will not help you get a job.
June 7, 2007
today i got a hate article about me! well, not so much hate as DO NOT FUCKING POST IN MY BLOG YOU CUNT.
Link: http://ahseow.wordpress.com/2007/06/07/i-repeat/
personally, i think this guys reaction is hilarious. he posted a joke which i thought was quite funny, so i posted a comment saying so. then i get this. i just love the vain attempts at insulting me as well. YOUR EMAIL IS GROSS. I AM NOT INTERESTED IF YOU ARE HOMO etc. sure, i respect if he doesn’t want me to comment his blog or whatever (that was the only time i’d look at the blog anyway), but way to build a fucking tower to touch the sky.
i won’t be able to phone hen tonight, that pisses me off.
college is nearly over! i’ve nearly finished all my work, and i can’t fucking wait. i’m sat here listening to an old love of mine (in the back seat – the arcade fire) and i can’t wait to be back in birmingham. this summer will be so hectic. i have a britmeet to go to (lots of online friends are meeting in london to play games and drink lots and have a barbeque) as well as a two week long party which will absolutely kill me. hen is coming down for a week and i hope to go there for a few days too. i need a fucking job and money fast. but first i need my internet back. and i am still ill.
congrats on this blog getting over 3,000 views! i feel so special.
all hate posts welcomed. be sure to link to my blog, put my name and email, make snide comments about me and don’t forget to tell me where to go!
also i am going to do a shoutout to a different person each post. today’s shout out goes to henrietta.
are you a hot blogger? is wordpress that good? fanny farts and splurts? guitar hero 3? read on!
May 24, 2007
lots to talk about, but it probably won’t be a long blog entry.
why i love my friends: because we can talk about absolute shit. today we were talking about why fanny farts don’t smell, and why you would even smell them anyway. we talk about absolute anything and we laugh alot. all in all it’s great. i was drinking water and matty said something about if you were near a fanny fart you’d have no eyebrows left. suddenly the water was coming out my nose. i laughed and laughed, and had lots of water dribbling out of my nose. i’d never done that before! amazing!
henrietta upset me last night. don’t want to go into it really. but everything’s clear.
are you a hot blogger? whilst browsing the blogosphere i’ve noticed there are three different categories bloggers come under: old/uninteresting people talking about uninteresting subjects, ugly bloggers and hot bloggers. by hot i mean attractive (sorry to be so american). this came about when i read an article about wanting to be gorgeous, or people telling you that you are. everyone loves it. but the person who was writing this was really attractive, i don’t get it. if one person out there who is a stranger comments on your looks in a positive way, take the hint! then i am a giant hypocrite, because i hate everything about the way i look.
is wordpress the new myspace? well, no, not really. but sometimes it is. i mean, look on the dashboard. they have all those “recently posted” articles, which are sort of like bulletins. only ten times better. i think i had a point with this but i forgot about it. oh yeah, blogging is better then myspace. with blogs you can get all your whimsical shit out on the net without being called “emo”. also, comments are so much more in depth. basically, it’s better or something. i don’t know, i’m quite confused.
why do i blog? well, i believe that everyone has a story, and that it should be read by someone out there. god knows if you agree with this, but it’s my opinion. this is my story really, and you reading it? HA! i got you!
oh, guitar hero 3 has finally been announced. track list is up and everything.
The game’s initial list of songs include:
* Paint It Black (by The Rolling Stones)
* Cherub Rock (by Smashing Pumpkins)
* Sabotage (by Beastie Boys)
* The Metal (by Tenacious D)
* My Name is Jonas (by Weezer)
* Knights of Cydonia (by Muse)
* Rock And Roll All Nite (as made famous by Kiss)
* School’s Out (as made famous by Alice Cooper)
* Slow Ride (as made famous by Fog Hat)
* Cult of Personality (by Living Colour)
* Barracuda (as made famous by Heart)
sounds good.
scrubs stays on for series 7!
May 16, 2007
so nbc confirmed (last week) that scrubs is staying for another season. personally i couldn’t be happier, i love scrubs to bits, it is definitely one of the best tv programs around.
wow, interesting day (and an interesting title, i’m in an odd mood).
i am still ill and there seems to be no signs of improvement, though my headaches have stopped. which is good.
yesterday was rather interesting. after i got back, we went out and basically acted like immature idiots. running around, knocking on peoples doors then driving off. fact is, i was with a group of 20 year olds. “mature” adults running around. excellent.
got home, phoned hen for like 10 minutes (she was worn out after her first day as a vet bless her) then fell asleep. had the strangest dream AGAIN. you know, i think there’s a connection with being ill and strange dreams. i will look into that. but this one was about a gang of asylum seekers going into peoples houses and stealing illegal immigrants and selling them. when i tried to stop them they were like invincible, no matter how many times i knocked them out cold. their license plate was “SUM M0NER” which was strange since all license plates in England have maximum of 7 figures. hmm.
for lunch i had a fudge doughnut and a bottle of pepsi. i’m so hungry.
