show affection at your own discretion.

so um, this weekend was certainly interesting.

firstly, the worst part was that i’ve been completely down because of college and what’ll happen to me. i’m practically shitting myself in case i fail. thanks to henrietta for being there for me and looking after me. she’s been there for me throughout the weekend, no matter how shit i get. and i have been awful. right now i’m shitting myself that she’ll leave me, but then again what’s new?

saturday was pretty fun actually. it was the engagement party of my cousin, and all the family was there. some of which i hadn’t seen in years, such as my aunt joan and uncle mark and stuff. it was nice. everyone kept buying me drinks so i had about 11 and a half pints of lager amongst other stuff. so i did get quite a bit drunk!

next day i woke up feeling sick, and got dragged out to damo’s and then we played the game they made, based on WoW. it was pretty nifty, but it needed tweaking. then i had TWO barbeques to go to. that’s right, my aunt joan invited me there because they missed me or something. so off i went, feeling sick and the like, to there. i told her about henrietta, and she is the only member of my family who knows we’re going out. i think that’s pretty funny, neither of our families know the other exists (apart from her grandma who thinks we’re “very close friends”), but don’t go telling anyone! anyways, i also had my auntie beverly’s barbeque which i sat and drank cider. felt better afterwards actually. after that i phoned hen (after spending £15 on the phone) and for some reason it lasted like 5 hours. i enjoyed it, she tried to wax and failed, and got really scared bless her.

today’s shout out goes to mike (i love you mike robinson)

grotesque, copious profanity, and why putting a cuckoo in your clock will not help you get a job.

today i got a hate article about me! well, not so much hate as DO NOT FUCKING POST IN MY BLOG YOU CUNT. 

Link:  http://ahseow.wordpress.com/2007/06/07/i-repeat/

personally, i think this guys reaction is hilarious. he posted a joke which i thought was quite funny, so i posted a comment saying so. then i get this. i just love the vain attempts at insulting me as well. YOUR EMAIL IS GROSS. I AM NOT INTERESTED IF YOU ARE HOMO etc. sure, i respect if he doesn’t want me to comment his blog or whatever (that was the only time i’d look at the blog anyway), but way to build a fucking tower to touch the sky.

i won’t be able to phone hen tonight, that pisses me off.

college is nearly over! i’ve nearly finished all my work, and i can’t fucking wait. i’m sat here listening to an old love of mine (in the back seat – the arcade fire) and i can’t wait to be back in birmingham. this summer will be so hectic. i have a britmeet to go to (lots of online friends are meeting in london to play games and drink lots and have a barbeque) as well as a two week long party which will absolutely kill me. hen is coming down for a week and i hope to go there for a few days too. i need a fucking job and money fast. but first i need my internet back. and i am still ill.

congrats on this blog getting over 3,000 views! i feel so special.

all hate posts welcomed. be sure to link to my blog, put my name and email, make snide comments about me and don’t forget to tell me where to go!

also i am going to do a shoutout to a different person each post. today’s shout out goes to henrietta.

what an interesting story james just told me.

ok, so this is about james’s friend james and his friend. if you’re still with me you’re going to love this…

so two of his friends were doing mushrooms at a park somewhere. where, who cares, but they were doing it. only james 2 got bored so he went home and sobered up, leaving his friend in the park, tripping. lovely. after a while, when he was sober, he decided to pay his friend a visit to make sure he was okay. so at his friends house, his friend was still very much under the effects. he was wielding a knife and screaming “i’ve locked a goblin in the wardrobe! i’ve caught a goblin! i’m gonna kill it! i’m gonna kill it!”. james tried to calm his friend down, and looked in the wardrobe. there, in the wardrobe, was a small child with (apparent) downs syndrome. panicking, they decided to take it back to the park where his friend had apparently kidnapped it and locked it in the wardrobe.

if you’ve ever needed a reason not to do drugs, i think this qualifies as a good one.

if my girlfriend had a [CENSOR] she would [CENSOR].

this is true, but i’ll come to that later.

this weekend was spent at home on the phone. to my darling wife. and she’s very hormonal. god, i hope i didn’t make her pregnant. this is plaguing me so badly, i really REALLY hope i didn’t make her pregnant. i have no idea what we would do if she was.

i went to kelvins on saturday, which was great. we went to tesco and got id’d (both of us) for a 15 rated movie. jet li’s fearless. i thought it was ridiculous, and it was also hilarious because it was james’s ex-girlfriend who id’d us. apparently she was always like that.

we bought chinese food and then went to kelvins. which was quite fun.

 [REMOVED]

we used to know where we came from, but now we barely know where we are.

such a post-rock title.

well, lots to discuss in here.

firstly, let’s talk about HEN, my lovely wife. she’s currently doing work experience as a vet! she’s having fun, but it’s hard work apparently. and she’s not getting paid for it. she gives animals jabs and stuff, even goes as far as holding them down whilst the vets operate on them. she can’t get online or anything whilst she’s there though, and i miss her . however she has a problem which i won’t discuss…

next, jerry falwell died yesterday. you know, the guy who tried to blame 9/11 on HOMOSEXUALS and FEMINISTS. i’m pretty glad he’s dead.

i am recovering! i feel better then i have in days, still not 100% though and very hungry. hen has looked after me though bless her. last night i stay awake because of extreme paranoia (i kept hearing noises and i thought they were spiders). that’s how bad my arachnophobia is, i’m just glad we can’t get camel spiders in this country, or i would probably kill myself right now we have a shitload of work to do but we can’t do it, it’s simply impossible really. though we have NOW GOT a title screen (though james wouldn’t let me put dark tranquility on the title screen, so we stuck with porcupine tree – trains).

finally got kurt vonnegut’s “cat’s cradle”. only read 50 pages, but so far it’s pretty good.